Q&A What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

Yakkue

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Sep 6, 2018
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You wake up in the first day of a Zombie outbreak - how would you react?
Would you try your luck on your own or try to join/create a community of survivors? Would you head for/stay in cities to gain supplies, or capture a ship to get away as far as possible from civilization and hope there is no such thing as Zombie-sharks?
 
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pahamrick

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Sep 6, 2018
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I'd sit down with my oxygen tank and wait to become some Zombie's all you can eat buffet. I fail rule 1 hard.
 
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Robby

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Sep 20, 2018
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Gather all the supplies I could, find an island. Have a nice couple quiet weeks in hopefully paradise before my stuff runs out, then blow my face off.
 
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lashman

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of course you would ...


and yeah, i'd probably try to join/create a community ... although, to be perfectly honest, i would almost definitely be one of the very first to go :p like ...


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Yakkue

Yakkue

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What if the zombie virus doesn't break out amongst humans but amongst birds? Would we stand a chance?

Just stumbled across this movie and the summary is something else:

Zombie Birds
When all the birds in the world disappear under mysterious circumstances, a lonely woman takes her aviary obsessed boyfriend on a picnic only to find that the birds are back, zombified, and looking for revenge.
 
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FeedMeAStrayCat

When you see me again, it won't be me.
Sep 19, 2018
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I'd be fucked in a zombie (or any other apocalyptic) scenario. I have very few practical or useful skills. I have no training or practice with any sort of weaponry (the closest would be playing paintball about a dozen times in my youth lol). I'm not in great shape (regardless of the whole cancer thing).

I'd probably be used best as a sacrificial lamb hahahaha