8BitDo being really weird with the features on that new controller.
Like, if you want xbox layout for the buttons, you'll have to get either the wired or 2.4 controller, neither which have hall effect sticks nor gyro. The bluetooth pad is the most feature packed, also has 2.4 connectivity, and the most expensive, but only offered as nintendo layout, in black and white colors. For some reason the Ultimate 2.4 xbox style is also available in Pastel Pink.
I was genuinely tempted to get the ultimate bluetooth, but this little feature mess really soured me on the whole thing.
Not that I even need a new controller, so maybe this is for the best after all.