Community The humor thread - Here comes the fun

EdwardTivrusky

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That Dairy Vending Machine is ace but I'd have to buy one of the jars just to see if it smashed when it was dropped off the shelf.
I reckon there's sponge or some material at the bottom of the dispenser but... hmmm, what if i bought one of each of the yoghurts and THEN bought a jar?
Would there be smushed yoghurty mess at the bottom?
Could i then buy another jar and have it drop on the first jar so now there's a smushed yoghurty onions and pickles vinegar mess?
 

kio

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That Dairy Vending Machine is ace but I'd have to buy one of the jars just to see if it smashed when it was dropped off the shelf.
I reckon there's sponge or some material at the bottom of the dispenser but... hmmm, what if i bought one of each of the yoghurts and THEN bought a jar?
Would there be smushed yoghurty mess at the bottom?
Could i then buy another jar and have it drop on the first jar so now there's a smushed yoghurty onions and pickles vinegar mess?
I admit those are valid questions but I can't get past the fact there're two half wheels of cheese for sale.
I fear the man who is casually strolling by, feels a bit famished and decides "yeah, I could eat a fucking half wheel of cheese right here and now".
 
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