Sorry for going completely OT for a moment, but I can't resist sharing: I'm at work, and a completely insane lady called the cops saying I assaulted her.

Really, here I am, an accountant, busy and quietly at work, and some woman comes in, starts insulting my colleagues, wants to speak at force with a colleague who isn't at work (she lost her mother on Friday, so she took a few days off), and when I told her since she was being rude, aggressive, and since she had paid only one of our monthly fees (in 9 months), we would stop working with her, she called the cops saying I assaulted her, and even wanted to call an ambulance.
I ended up being interviewed by the cops, and thankfully, they didn't buy into her story. But, I'm not sure if I'll have any further "hassles" because of this.
Unbelievable.