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#Senpai

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About a year ago, I looked at my phone while driving and ended up going in a ditch. Thankfully it had rained previously because the mud allowed me to glide slowly down the ravine and into a fence. Had the ground been dry, I would have flipped. I learned a valuable lesson that day. Luckily, my old truck was fine and I didn't need to pay for anything besides the tow truck pulling me out.
 
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Nahkapukki

Nahkapukki

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my boss used to trick girls into doing sexy photoshoots for him, he filmed a couple of teenagers fucking in the streets and shared it with the whole office (as well as a recording of a breastfeeding on the subway he found 'hot') and i know there was some sort of hooker party once at the office with some other guy that as far as i know was gay so idk what went on there nor i wanna know. long after i had left my bosses also moved offices to a decrepit warehouse with loose wires hanging off the ceiling, dead rats and rotten shit on the fridge, terrible conditions like that to coerce my corworkers to resign when they just wanted to shut the company down

they were garbage for sure, i had a great laugh when they contacted me a couple months ago to ask me if i could build some old game i made for them for new versions of iOS. like fuck if i'm gonna go through the trouble of making that old ass code work in new OSes and also i got the chance to very soundly tell them to fuck off and it was glorious <3
Fucking hell... People surprise me everyday with their shittiness.
 
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zkylon

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Fucking hell... People surprise me everyday with their shittiness.
remember most people don't do much harm in their lives and it's just the shit people with money that ruin it for the rest of us !
 
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JMTHEFOX

Planning to Be a Game Designer
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When I was in Junior High School, I used to have a nasty flu that made me went to the hospital. One time, I blew my nose so hard that so much blood came out of my snot. I also had a long vacation from school though I was unable to finish my homework in time.

Even to this day, I still remember a tiny speck of it.
 
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Nahkapukki

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My big brother was driving a moped at 60-80 kmh while towing me in a sled behind him during the winder and the line broke during a turn leaving me sliding towards an oncoming car. I SURVIVED!!! FUCK YOU GOD!
 
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My big brother was driving a moped at 60-80 kmh while towing me in a sled behind him during the winder and the line broke during a turn leaving me sliding towards an oncoming car. I SURVIVED!!! FUCK YOU GOD!
 
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Nahkapukki

Nahkapukki

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It used to be a popular thing back in the early 90's. Nowadays kids only try to hit small dogs and scoot as close to prams as they can. Fucking hell I wanted to kick those fucks hard when they tried that on me while I was pushing the kids around.


I had to scoop one small dog from the side of the road while the dogs master was panicking and crying next to it and drive them to the vet. I have 0 respect for teens these days.

/end rant
 
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Nahkapukki

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Yeah the dog was alive but hurt bad. The kid who drove over it had aimed at it and driven off after the hit. Heard that it's like a thing now that some do with their mopeds.

Also the kids are absolutely out of their mind with how freely they yell at grown ups. I was waiting for my ride to work while some kids called me gay and all that bullshit from their yard, I got fed up and yelled "WHAT?" at them and they scurried of and got their big brother to come at me. The bigger kid took a look at me and ran off. Fuckers... If their dad was around I'm sure they'd gotten him to come at me.

One of the reason why they are so free with their mouths is that they can get away with it scotfree. One kid had mouthed off at an 18 year old while he was 15 and the bigger kid threw him in to a snowpile... Later on after the cops had arrested him he had charges for attacking a minor. He threw the smaller kid in to a soft pile of snow!
 
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lashman

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Yeah the dog was alive but hurt bad. The kid who drove over it had aimed at it and driven off after the hit. Heard that it's like a thing now that some do with their mopeds.

Also the kids are absolutely out of their mind with how freely they yell at grown ups. I was waiting for my ride to work while some kids called me gay and all that bullshit from their yard, I got fed up and yelled "WHAT?" at them and they scurried of and got their big brother to come at me. The bigger kid took a look at me and ran off. Fuckers... If their dad was around I'm sure they'd gotten him to come at me.

One of the reason why they are so free with their mouths is that they can get away with it scotfree. One kid had mouthed off at an 18 year old while he was 15 and the bigger kid threw him in to a snowpile... Later on after the cops had arrested him he had charges for attacking a minor. He threw the smaller kid in to a soft pile of snow!
fucking hell