- Mar 1, 2019
The journalist needs to call you a toxic, egoistic troll and water hater, while fans licking his boots give him a thumbs up.When you walk into a grocery store to pick up your groceries. You see open cups of water with your other items.
"Hello, I'm looking for the bottled water."
"Well, our water is in the cup now. It's water."
"But I am here to pick up the bottled water I ordered already. This is just an open cup of water."
"Stop being petty and take the water."
"Can I get a refund?"
"No. We already poured the water from the bottle and put it in a cup."
Journalist of Water enters with pockets fill of cash.
"Why is the cup of water such a big deal? It's just water."